godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

legalisation:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty